Okay, let's see if I can get a handle on all of the crap we're up to...
THE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW
Next show, FEB. 27th. Sunset Tavern, Ballard, 9pm. Six (maybe seven)bucks. Brilliant comedian guests: Dartanion London! Jaqi Furback! Scott Moran! All geniuses! Brilliant band, The Maldives! Hosted by Scarecrow and Mr. Vogt! Videos! Beer! Scenic Ballard, USA! Remember what Jesus said about the Entertainment Show?..."Never hath anything grater [sic] graced the face of my father's domain...surely thou shalt die of a thousand hells if thou shalt miss this comedy event!"
So go see it!
Beyond Apocalypse
The greatest hits of all of Scarecrow and Mr. Vogt's videos, hosted by the valiant men who made them, i.e. Travis and Kevin! Fucking go see it! Grand Illusion Theater, Feb. 23, 24, and March 2, 3. Late nights (11:00pm)!! Few deserve such a sensory delight. You are one of those few, ya big lucky bastard.
People's Republic of Comedy Oscar Party Fiesta!!
Featuring lots and lots of great fucking comedians as well as Travis Vogt and Kevin Clarke! At the CHOP SUEY in down town SEATTLE! Starts at 5pm, goes til' the end of the Academy Awards show! Live Oscar feed! FREE! For god's sake, what does it take?!
Okay, I'll let you mull all of this over.
Send me back home...NOW, GODDAMMIT!